Gay Amateur Spunk's Guide to Anal Sex

Short, four-scene “instructional” movie has good twink-sex and good humor, but is really just an infomercial for a particular brand of lube. But it has juicy fuck close-ups just like it was really porn. (Insert smiley face.) The camera sometimes waves like we were at sea, so get used to it.

Tall, gooney, mohawked Sterling, in boxer shorts, lectures us through sexual techniques, including actual onscreen commercials for a specific brand of lube, “good for masturbation” (sic).

Blond-mohawked Sky recommends “breathing and screaming” for first-time bottoms. Sterling keeps describing his own actions as he teases Sky’s hole with cock and then fucks it. Without pulling out, he lies back and Sky sits up and rides him (on a very squeaky couch). Eventually Sterling cums great gobs all over Sky’s back and Sky rather desperately cums his own dripping hand.

Christian Slater lookalike Luke exchanges “funniest sex spot” stories with Sterling, then lies back and gets rough-fucked, his silver P.A. twinkling. Especially good fuck close-ups. “Just keep fuckin’ me,” Luke orders as he jacks onto the couch.

Orion Cross agrees that he’s a “power bottom,” but not a size queen. “I’m an equal opportunity employer.” He says he’s familiar with all the toys Sterling uses in him—a bulbous dildo which makes him sigh and laugh simultaneously, a conical pink plug, a flexible cock-shaped one, a hammer-handle (his favorite).

Funny-faced, handsome bodied, horse-cocked Alex Cross gets right into kissing Sterling with their crotches together. Sterling teaches this “big bottom” to top him. P.S.: I think Alex already knew. He sure shows an appreciation of fingering fuckhole, and gives that Sterling chute a shafting straight out of cowboy porn. Their bodies turn pale, their faces red. Sterling says being a bottom is “a lot more work.” For some reason, the fucker’s butt turns red, too. Sterling shoots clear across their bed, then waits patiently for Alex to drench his lower back in load.