Ass Under Glass

"The title of this film is a hoot, completely hilarious. But before visions of an ass served on a platter under glass in a fancy French restaurant pops in your head, think again. True to their fabulous, raunchy form, Factory Video Productions'­ Ass Under Glass (Just can't get it out of my head, how Kylie Minogue) provides a frisky view into what - or who - your neighbors could be doing.

First stop is John Truitt's and Frank Fitzgerald's simply designed warehouse apartment in San Francisco. Sprawled out on leather sheets, Truitt blows Fitzgerald, who is wearing a retro-looking t-shirt from the "Driveshaft" leather bar (sassy!). Truitt savors the flavor like a champ and Fitzgerald attempts to suck back but is interested more in fingering Truitt's muscular arse (very British of me, I must say). Truitt sticks his legs up in the air - he even has his black boots on - while Fitzgerald licks, probes and eventually pounds the bottom until both are fully satisfied. Fitzgerald shoots on the leather sheets while Truitt delivers on his tum tum. Yum!

Next window, appetizing Antonio is taking a luxurious bubble bath but has no rubber ducky to play with. Time for Dan Alcock to the rescue and soon our bubble bather has a man toy to play with. Alcock proves his last name is not a fluke and the boys take turn licking each other in the bubble bath (I wonder what Mr. Bubbles taste like?), rinse off in the shower and eventually, Antonio bends over the tub and takes Mr. Alcock's cock (say that ten times) up his sudsy hole. Bop, bop, fuck, fuck; Alcock spooges on Antonio's face, Antonio blows a wad on Alcock's tongue, and then they decide to shut the blinds on the windows. Uh...a little late, boys!

Finally the camera snakes over to spy on an apartment Daddyish Steve Parker is getting spit service by wild Billy Wild on these gorgeous stairs. The hairy Parker is quite the sex coach, motivating the willing Wild to "lick Daddy's balls." They even fuck on the bannister of the stairs and there ain't nothing more pleasing to me than hearing Parker say, "Let me in, that's right, let me get deep in you." Lord have mercy! Parker shoots right into Wild's mouth and Wild delivers a "shaken but not stirred" potion right onto Parker's luscious lips. Leave the ChapStick at home boys, these lips have been man cream moisturized.

Factory Video Productions are wonderfully lit but rely heavily on not using a steady camera. More like Dogme­ '95 filmmaking say, like, Dancer in the Dark, but without the musical numbers (or Bjork). The rough quality enhances the voyeuristic feel of the film giving it an amateur look. Musical soundtrack is minimal but lots of moans, groans and "balls slapping up against ass" sounds to supplement the lack of disco throbbing..."

"The simplicity utilized by the creators over at Factory Videos is what makes their movies so realistic. This voyeur-themed flick is shot in gonzo style which makes you and me the "peeping toms" with a taste for watching hunky San Franciscan sluts doing what they do best, have sex. From a skylight, we look in on two hunky dudes who appear to have just met and arrived home to take care of some man-to-man "business." The two studs (John Truitt and Frank Fitzgerald) are well-built and obviously heated up from "the hunt." It's always nice to meet a guy who is as slutty as you are; a good time always lies ahead. These two are seasoned bed hoppers and know how to work a man's body. Truitt buries his face between Frank's hairy thighs and works his balls and dick as if this was his life's work. When Frank explores John's hairy anus, he finds a hole with more experience than Bette Davis. The camera makes us the third party in the bed with close-ups so tight, you can practically smell the sweat on Frank's huge balls. John's hole gets a tongue lashing from Frank, who then shoves several fingers in before he fills Truitt's sin hole with his mighty cock. He's fucked in several positions and the camera misses not one stroke. Furry cock meets hairy man cunt. Very hot scene.

Our prying eyes peer through a bathroom window where Antonio takes a bubble bath. He is shortly joined by star, Dan Alcock (wearing a towel) who needs some attention paid to his already hard cock.

Billy Wild and Steve Parker are already engaged as we spy on them through another skylight. On a staircase, Billy deep throats the always-horny Mr. Parker whose dirty talk really makes Billy turn "wild." Parker sucks a mean dick also and the camera eases into the most intimate angles to show us everything. After some major ass eating, it surprises no one that Billy gets fucked, but good! Finally, Wild cums loudly and Steve shoots into Billy's mouth."