Porn Pig Playhouse

Not the wildest sex you'll ever see, but fine Falcon videography (in widescreen this time!) gives the male bodies in four scenes their maximum sensual appeal. Porn-movie crewmen arrive early at a shooting location and do some shooting of their own.

In each scene, more of the brilliant colors and amusing details of the set are revealed. Things start in black-and-white as two young twink-techies appear. As they go into color, you realize how cute they are, and what a pretty garden set they're on, with a swing and a murmuring fountain and a sling, too, of which the fuzzy blond asks a shavehead, "You wanna fuck me on this?" a vividly-lit, shaved pink hole fuck. An even fuzzier, even blonder blond goes to color in a huge armchair when his tall, ball-cap wearing pal gets naked. Blond's cock is way longer than any man needs. So is Pal's, but Blond's looks bigger because he's smaller, so Pal rides on it slowly. Blond has a beautiful, almost spherical scrotum.

Next, the youngest-looking techie (still pimply!) says he wants to be in a movie. An older-looking one scoffs, but sort of auditions him. Beatles-cut Pimply gets flung over a swing and fucked with his hands on the floor. Older's European accent makes him sound even meaner. Pimply gets his zits soaked in cum. With the set at full color intensity, an even older, gray-haired, and sophisticated European catches a horse-hung youth masturbating and efficiently offers him mouth and really lovely ass instead. Trailers follow feature.