Dude It Won't Make You Gay

All of the dudes in Dude, It Won’t Make You Gay, one of two initial titles from Street Trade Studios, look like they might have just stepped out of a pickup truck in the parking lot of a discount store, and I mean that in a good way. The performers are the most genuinely amateur looking I’ve seen in a long time, with faces that aren’t necessarily Abercrombie cute and edges that are sexy-rough. If real guys turn you on, you’ll find some here in three scenes - an opening threesome that is by far the strongest followed by a couple of oral-only duos.

The opener starts with just two of the eventual threesome, Carter and Keith, a couple of brunets who shed their clothes and trade blowjobs. I particularly liked the lanky one with the thick eyebrows and very furry legs. As they engage in a sixty-nine, he’s on the bottom, commenting on the other’s cute ass, which he probes with a lubricated finger. It is he, however, who becomes a bottom when the third, another lanky, brown-haired dude with a massive cock and a set of dangling low-hangers, enters the fray.

Perched on the edge of the bed with legs in the air, the bottom gets banged until shooting a load; the top then jerks one out, flinging strands of cum around the bed. The fucking goes by in a flash, leaving the viewer longing for more. Next up, a cute, cap-wearing white boy is paired with a Latino type in an oral-only sequence. He gets into it as the Latino services his pretty cock, and they jerk to climax. There’s far more jerking than sucking in the final duo, which includes the threesome’s top with another slightly trashy-looking but hot brunet. Both have massive cocks and big balls that get lots of screen time, and the scene one top has a particularly thick bush, as well. After a strong opening with the threesome, the action loses some steam about mid-way in, but it remains a fun amateur flick. With this title and Fuckin’ Kaos, Street Trade is off to a promising start.