Cum Suckers Trilogy

"The Cum Suckers Trilogy on DVD is like Christmas, Halloween and your birthday all rolled up into one. It's made up of Cum Suckers, Cum Suckers II, and Squirt all on one DVD that doesn't offer a lot of technical bells and whistles but, boasting 160 minutes of unadulterated cumshots and cum-eating, it doesn't fucking need 'em. If I need to say anything else, then this isn't the video for you. On the other hand, for you cum fiends out there, it doesn't get any better than this. I've never seen this many men, this many cocks, and this much cum in my whole entire life. It took me several days of viewing with my um, remote in my hand to get through the whole thing. There's just so much going on and so much to see. Amazing! If you're not hitting the rewind button every few minutes, then you're a better man than I am. There's solos, couples, threeways on up to five- and six ways. We get five and six guys cumming in one guy's mouth; and two guys fighting over who gets the last juicy drops dripping out of a fat, oozing cock. The cast is credited as 'the men of San Francisco,' and they lap cum directly out of piss slits, slurp it up by the handful, lick it off of other body parts, suck it off floors, shit you name it, these jizz pigs are doing it. And, there's definitely something for everyone. The cocks are big and small, cut and uncut, and the men are hot and average, hairy and shaved, sweet young things, and older studs too. The longer I go on the more I risk belaboring the obvious, so let me just repeat -- 160 MINUTES OF MEN CUMMING AND EATING IT!! Get the point? Good, now wipe that smile off your face and get this DVD!"