Cum Suckers 3 & 4 - Double Feature

Cum Suckers 3

"With apologies to Mary Tyler Moore, these guys got spunk - so you better not hate spunk. But then what gay man in his right mind would ever hate spunk? Or cream or jism or dick drink or instant protein mix or whatever else you want to call that magic elixir we commonly call cum? Certainly not the men behind the San Francisco Fetish Factory and its Factory Video Productions label. The Factory is run by three deliciously depraved men who make amateur videos - intended mostly for Internet streaming rather than VHS sales - with decent production values and indecent men.

Cum Suckers 3 is exactly what it sounds like: the third in a series of compilation tapes featuring guys shooting off their loads onto each other in quick succession - in this case at least 30 ejaculations in 55 minutes. And be forewarned: if 'cream' really were cream, these guys would have four-digit cholesterol levels. Sometimes they give each other facials and lick each other clean; other times they save themselves the trouble and aim directly into each otherˆ¢s open mouths. The sight may make you gulp in more ways than one.

Initially, the idea of a bunch of cum shots spliced together doesnˆ¢t sound too appealing except for those most dedicated cream queens. Sure, itˆ¢s the literal and figurative climax of any scene, but most of the fun of porn is watching men do the things that make them cum in the first place. The other potential problem is that the scenes shift so quickly that you can never really get into it by focusing on a particular performer or activity that strikes your fancy and stiffens your wood.

Cum Suckers 3 has come up with neat solutions for those problems, making it surprisingly satisfying. First, each mini-scene shows enough actual sex leading to the 'money shot' that you can see just what produces the payoff. And you do see everything: like most amateur videos, the camera floats around quite a bit, but unlike most amateur videos, the lighting is good, the focus is clear, and the camera goes all the way in, giving you the perfect close-up of mouths inhaling cocks, cocks invading holes, and cocks exploding cum.

Second, while this is a compilation tape, it seems to draw from no more than three or four videos: one set in a locker room, another in a factory, and a third in an office building. Each has its own look, so as the video jumps from one to another, there is both diversity and continuity - a rare combination in a compilation. The other advantage of using only a few videos is that it limits the cast size. Almost everyone in the video appears at least twice, so if you see a guy you like, youˆ¢ll see him again before the hour is up. The cast also has a full range of types, from street punks to muscle-daddies, and plenty of deliciously ordinary men in between.

But if you want true diversity, you will find it in the cum shots. There are as many ways for a man to achieve orgasm as there are ways to drive him to it, and you see them all here: dribblers and drainers, geysers and gushers, shooters and spurters. Itˆ¢s fascinating to sit back and watch this, assuming you donˆ¢t have your hands full with your own milking machine. The only constant are the cocks themselves - they are all uniformly gorgeous.

So if you have a taste for human mayonnaise, this video will Miracle-whip you into a frenzy!"

Cum Suckers 4

"Keep the umbrella handy watching this one. The forecast is for an hour of steady downpours, soaking showers of cum. On second thought, never mind the protection. Most of the man juice spews inside welcoming mouths or is quickly licked off drenched body parts. A parade of cum-thirsty guys drink up spurting semen and savor it like fine champagne. Scrupulous recyclers, they make sure not a drop dries up or dribbles away. When errant cum misses a target mouth and lands on a chin, up a nose, all over a face, on shoulders and necks and crotches, the shooter or recipient moves in and licks it up. Scenes of amateur cum chuggers are combined with sequences from other Fetish Factory videos, including Brief Tales, for this compilation. Even though he has squeezed 45 eruptions into just under an hour, director Parker includes scene-setting preliminaries with plenty of context for each climax so that the viewer can share in the passion of the oral and anal buildup. The money shots are grouped into distinct duos, threesomes and orgies. The opening two scenes feature casual pairings of awesome cute young thangs, in the same picturesque wooded setting, doing what comes naturally. These nature lovers get their nourishment from the nectar of the boy gods. Those are followed by a long orgy at a swimming pool, where frolicking dudes produce flows of cum in such volume following their sucking and fucking that it must have thrown off the pH balance of the water. The rest is a mix of indoor and outdoor scenes including a super hot one featuring Banks working himself into a state of sweaty delirium as he pounds his partner's ass through torn white briefs. Overall, the fourth Cum Suckers is a blue-ribbon collection of expertly photographed climaxing men sharing their liquid affection. "